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The Wondarium – Limited Edition Handprinted

by Jeni Hankins

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HIppo’s Wondarium “Fill your horn with plenty,” said Hippo in the sun. “I need your pearls of wisdom to fill my Wondarium. Comb the dunes for jug band tunes and dive beneath the waves for precious shells and sliver bells – the treasures that I crave.” Down in her cool Wondarium, beneath the steaming mud, Hippopotamus turns her periscope to spy the veldt above. She seeks the red-billed oxpecker who makes a sprockety talk. Perhaps she’ll rise to meet him and they’ll pay rhinoceros a call. Remember the two of us turning stones by the sea ’til hippopotamus made three. Down in her cool Wondarium, Hippopotamus dreams of whales – her cousins of the salty seas with their slippery flippery tails. Perhaps she’ll leave Great Limpopo and journey through Mozambique to invite her cousin cetaceans for a cup of gamgee tea.
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Tea and Bear and Me A fox and a raccoon were having tea in the belly of a bear, you see. A nicer setting would be better’ but you can’t always change the weather or where you take your tea, you see. I once lived high up on a mountain eating berries from off the tree. Honey came from bees for free and a bear slept on my knee. This is what that small bear said to me. Tea is very wet, but with pie it’s better yet. And that’s the plan for bear and me and tea, you’ll see. There’s a pie left on the shelf cooling down by its own self. But even pies with good disguise can’t escape from prying eyes of hungry bears and honey bees. Trust me. At times I wish that there were somewhere better to take our tea. I think this drink could not get any wetter for bear and me. A fox and raccoon were having tea ’til bear said wait for me. A nicer setting would be better. Together we can change the weather then you can all have tea with me.
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Ballad of Owl and Rabbit When Owl first met Rabbit at an old county fair, he said: “Rabbit, we’ve got what it takes: I have round eyes and you’ve got big ears, so just think of the team we could make. You may be a puppet, but boy don’tcha love it, ‘cause I’m just a glove puppet too. And if there were someone to lend us a hand, just think of the things we could do.” Rabbit said, “Owl, you ingenious fowl, you know it has long been my wish to play country music and travel the world, so how can a poor Rabbit resist? We’ll both go to Nashville, earn huge pots of cash – we’ll prove just what big stars we’ve become. With my ears and your eyes we’ll soon be certified the first puppets to go platinum." So Rabbit and Owl went to Studio B – Music Row’s most fabled room. The head of the label said: “Boys if you’re able, Impress me with your finest tune." “We’d love to sing for ya, and don’t want to ignore ya,” said Rabbit, “but this microphone ain’t no earthly use to a puppet who’s mute though perhaps we could play... xylophone?” Rabbit and Owl packed their bags and left town having learned with a sorrowful heart the unvarnished truth that there’s no country tune that has room for a xylophone part. But Rabbit and Owl were determined somehow to prove the whole industry wrong. The first country hit with a tinkly bit is coming up next in this song... Rabbit and Owl were back at the fair side by side on the old puppet booth. Their dreams had been crushed they could barely stand up left to wondering what else they could do. ’Til a blonde country singer, who was happening by, was struck by those ears and those eyes. She said: “Look who I’ve found to round out my sound. Will you two be my xylophone guys?” So if you care put your hands in the air. Make some noise for the xylophone guys!
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Bring Your String (And You’ll Never Go Wrong) I invite you to think of the string though it seems quite the humblest thing – Some cotton or wool in a hank or a spool. Hard to know where it begins. Wind that string up into a rope, it can pull your old sail boat. You can rig up the sails and a string never fails to keep it all safely afloat. String! String! What a wonderful thing. Knit it up, tie it up – it’s ever so strong. It’s the answer to a question when you don’t know how long. You can plait it, you can weave it, but you better believe it. Bring your string and you’ll never go wrong. You can tie yourself up as a gift. Mail yourself to darkest Peru. They’ll untie your string and dye it with beans – weave it into a carpet for you. Then you can fly on your magic rug, visit Kubla Khan’s pleasure dome. Then unravel your mat on your doorstep and that’s how string always leads you back home. When you’re twisting and you’re turning – tied yourself up in knots. Let’s be tethered together – all stringing along. With a ball of string and a hook you can crochet a brand new look; a hat and some socks that might seem rather odd though some string would be all that it took. I’ll end my song on a note of advice: Wind your string in a ball real tight or you may have to wrangle some string in a tangle and lasso yourself once or twice.
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Have You Ever Tied A Knot In Your Handkerchief? Have you ever tied a knot in your handkerchief to remind you of the things you have to do? Have you ever felt your memory is like a sieve and everything you need has fallen though? Have you ever blown your nose the next day (and thought): I wonder what this knot in my hanky’s for? It’s crazy but it’s true; these things remind me most of you. It’s not that I don’t miss you. It’s not that I don’t care. I’m sure I meant to kiss you. I must have made a note somewhere. Did you ever watch a goldfish going round his bowl swimming past the castle every day. Though he really isn’t going any place at all there’s lots of lovely castles on the way. They say that an elephant won’t forget, but I haven’t met an elephant yet. So I can’t be sure you see if the elephant remembers me. I gathered you a bouquet of pretty blue forget-me-nots, but somehow in my own way I managed to forget what I forgot. Although my thoughts will wander – they must from time to time – if it makes the heart grow fonder, forgive the absence of my mind. Did you ever find you locked your keys inside and only have yourself to blame? Did you ever write a number on your hand some time and found that it had washed out in the rain? But there’s one thing that I know for sure, though my memory may be poor, the one thing I won’t do is forget that I’m in love with you.
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Bateau, Bateau Bateau, Bateau mon petit cadeau Roi de l’eau Bateau, bateau j’aime mon petit bateau Bateau, Bateau sur le mer mon petit frère Bateau, bateau j’aime mon petit bateau Bateau, bateau le roi naval dans les étoiles Bateau, bateau j’aime mon petit bateau Bateau, bateau bonne chance mon petit bateau
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Sister Rosie Sister Rosie born much too small – much to small and that is all. A sack of sugar weighed more than Rose – more than Rose in her winter clothes. One flake of soap and a cup of water made a bath for baby daughter. Her nose no bigger than a black-eyed pea. Ro-oh-ose, hurry up and grow. Daddy’s hankie made Rose a dress – made a dress for our princess. Pinned her dress to a pillow soft – a pillow soft, in case Rose rolled off. Rosie slept in a bureau drawer – in a bureau drawer. where Daddy’s hankies were A thimble of sugar will help her grow. Won’t you grow, Sister Rose? Rosie’s tears just dewdrop sized. Dewdrop cries from button eyes. Sister Rosie born much too small – much to small and that is all.
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Trampoline Girl There’s a girl who wants to know just how high a girl can go – saw the moon and thought she would fly there. Prettiest thing I’ve ever seen, springs just like a trampoline. Baby can you jump any higher. But every time I look at you then my heart starts leaping too. Haven’t you heard ‘bout the Trampoline Girl? Trampoline Girl. Trampoline Girl. There’s a girl who broke my heart – put the horse before the cart. And Here we are another year older. Still I won’t abandon hope even if the axle broke cause she turns cartwheels over and over. And even if I’ve fallen flat, you can bring me bouncing back. You tumble and twirl, Trampoline Girl. Saw her twirling her baton then I knew my heart was gone. She’s helium rising inside me. So, I leapt up to join her there – twisting, shouting through the air. Trampoline girl jumping beside me. Every year I won’t forget you put the spring back in my step. You rock my world, Trampoline Girl.
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Garbanzo Song I’m just a simple gal who likes to eat her greens – keep myself much to myself while counting up my beans. Ain’t read no fancy books, no lessons have I learned. But I got my finger on the pulse where pulses is concerned. How can a girl be so wrong? I hardly had a bean ‘til you came along. Cause there’s soya, pinto, kidney, haricot, black-eyed peas and mung. Some of ‘em are broad. Some of ‘em are green. Boy, you should have seen how some of ‘em run. Dried beans, fried beans coulda beans, shoulda beans. Sometimes even swallow ‘em raw. ‘Til I met you I ain’t never done heard of no garbanzo bean before. I’m just the kind of girl who likes to stay at home, knitting fancy cushions and eating what I’ve grown. Couldn’t build a hill of beans until you showed me how. Won’t you tell me where has my garbanzo been till now. I guess it’s just my lesson learned. You make this tin of beans a whole new can of worms. So this is what I’m gonna do: overdose on cellulose ‘til all my beans come true.
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It’s a Happening (for Socks) It’s a happening for socks – to hear them talk, appreciate the colors, walk that walk. Daddy used to wear them with his Harvard tie. Watched them from the rug when he smoked his pipe. Aunt Elsie wore hers up to her knee ’til her socks succumbed to gravity. It’s a happening for socks – to hear them talk, appreciate the colors, walk that walk. If it’s happening for socks, it’s happening for you. So, sock it to me honey the way you do. Had a purple sock looking for a speech. Stack of old playbills ain’t gonna sing. Tigers and elephants to my knee – jungle sock menagerie. Who took all the socks? Who moved all the chairs? Was it all a dream? Or were we all there? I got socks right up my leg. Tried to remember what the argyle said. Some wore red and some wore green. People kept flocking to the stocking scene. Hose in yellow. Hose in blue. If the socks ain’t happening, is the happening through?
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Top Of The Scale Owl said we’ve got a problem. We want to play xylophone – with just two beaters between us, can’t do it alone. So if I take the low notes, and you play above, we can beat this together, hand in glove. If we play just a note at a time we’ll get there in the end. Play with me key by key, won’t you please, ‘cause I’m glad you’re my friend. Is our song just as wee as a bee or as wide as whale? Well, we’ll know that we’re done when we come to the top of the scale. We jumped through the Wondarium. What strange folk have we met? A friendly Hippo and Bear who found his tea rather wet. We spelled out a rainbow, bathed poor Rose in a cup, farmed our dreams until Roscoe woke us all up. It’s time to go home now. Owl and Rabbit must sleep. Can’t keep time with their beaters, these creatures are beat. You’ve been such a great audience. We’d like to take you all home with Hippo, Bear, Owl, and Rabbit and their xylophone.
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’Til Tomorrow ’Til tomorrow, ’til tomorrow. From tomorrow we can borrow a little hello we could use for today. We won’t say goodbye ‘cause there’s no reason why. ’Til tomorrow, ’til tomorrow, let’s say. Some books state “the end," but you can always start again if you turn back to the very first page. So, we won’t say goodbye ‘cause there’s no reason why. ’Til tomorrow, ’til tomorrow, let’s say. Later Alligator, after while crocodile, sayōnara, auf wiedersehen, a bientôt, set your sail, arrivederci, farewell, until we all meet again.

about

The Wondarium started with a dream. I dreamed I was combing the beach for shells with my friend Alfred then a message came through the air from his wife Sarah. She said, "The Hippopotamus says bring her back some treasures."

The next morning, I told my dream to Alfred over the telephone who later sent a chorus to me about Hippo. But before I'd heard his chorus, I'd written two verses about her as well. Once I listened to his chorus, I realized that my verses fit in with the rhythm of what he'd already written.

Alfred and I call this ESP (extrasensory perception) songwriting. We write a lot of songs this way. Once we realized that both of us enjoyed making up songs that would suit children, we wrote another and another and another. We didn't think about them in a methodical way; they just dropped into our minds over the course of about a year.

What makes these songs particularly for kids? Well there's something free about them, something nonsensical, and something playful. These are things which I always loved in songs I heard on Sesame Street or on Pete Seeger records.

Not all adults are open to a song about the virtues of string, whereas kids seem to understand. But I was pleased to meet an adult after the first public performance of these songs who said, "I know you wrote that string song for kids, but I like it too." Perfect.

Songs for kids, songs for free thinkers, songs for nonsense-lovers, songs for socks, songs for bears, boats, beans, and hippos.

Come one, come all. Take your chances in The Wondarium.

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released October 15, 2021

All songs and Recordings ©2021
All rights reserved worldwide.

Jeni Hankins – Vocals, Xylophone, Guitar, and Feet.

Brother Alfred – Vocals and ALL other instruments.

All songs written by Jeni Hankins & Alfred John Hickling, except Sister Rosie and Handkerchief written by Jeni Hankins, Alfred John Hickling, and Billy Kemp.

Jeni Hankins, Lulu Wall Music, BMI.
Billy Kemp, Willbilly Music, BMI.
Alfred John Hickling, Sweet Pea Music.

Thank you to Pascale Poiret-Brown for helping with the French on
Bateau Bateau.

Thank you to Mom, Dad, and Sister for always singing with me since the days of Sesame Street, Talking Heads, and Jeni Jeni Bo-Beni.

This record would not have been possible without the imaginative leaps my friend Brother Alfred was happy to make at all times.
Thank you, Yellow.

Thank you to the Englishman for encouragement and adventures.

Thank you to Stanley Bear for being Stanley Bear and to all of my fuzzy friends down through the years.

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Jeni Hankins London, UK

Jeni Hankins grew up in the coalfields of Appalachian in Southwest Virginia among a family of miners, moonshiners, and journalists. Her writing pulls the grit, gumption, and keen sense of observation out of that heritage like drawing water from her grandmother’s well.

In every song, Jeni’s “true sense of place shines through – old as the hills, but brand new at the same time.”
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